Christine Meehan Berg, Mike Cannon, Corinne Fisher
Main entry: heavy
Definition: having a great weight
Synonyms: bulky, burdensome, cumbersome, lumbering, unmanageable, excessive
Christine Meehan-Berg should be a blissful newlywed. But, she is currently 8 months pregnant, growing a half-Jew/half-shiksa baby in a world where pregnant women are put on diets and grown women still wear sparkles.
This basic, Delaware-born turned angry New York bitch hates it all and wonders how pregnant women aren't legally allowed to murder strangers. Being knocked up isn't all sunshine and rainbows no matter how many people love your baby daddy. Christine shares how an unprepared comic views life itself and how growing one inside of you can make you a complete jackass. Come watch a woman at her best...and her worst on her due date. We hope you won't have to witness a live birth.
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